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One who inserts his penis in a donkey anally or viginally. Also sucks on donkey balls as a form of foreplay.
Misterjla is a donkeyfucker.
Whomod is a donkeyfucker.
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a man or woman originating from a low class who is taxing on society and more than likely extremely hideous.
girl: i hear my ex got a new girlfriend
friend: really? are you upset?
girl: no way. the girl's a creek donkey
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of British origin, meaning a slobbering blob of a girl who hangs out at shady bars hoping for some action.
So I tell the swampdonkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and I have her lick me yardballs.
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A "slam donkey" is generally a woman of medium to low levels of facial beauty, but has been blessed with a body that likes to kick. She's a "work horse" in bed and there for only one reason, To take a figurative sexual beating by the male partner, and to be tossed the next day with no remorse or guilt. Shelf life on a "Slam Donkey" is 24-48 hours. After that time they become stale and start to rot. Slam Donkeys Are the middle road of the Slam trilogy. The highest ranking being the "slam pig" the middle rank being the "Slam Donkey" and the lowest rank being given the moniker "Fuck Trench". This deviation in slam nomenclature for the lowest ranking member is due to the fact that memebers of the "fuck trench" classification are the filthiest pigs you will ever encounter. Your penis will be ashamed and so will you, but it will still probabily be worth it. When speaking to a "slam donkey" the proper way to begin the conversation is to walk up to it and say, "DAM GIRL!?!?!? what you been feedin that DONKEY?!?!?" at that point the Donkey will take over. They know their role in life.
"Hey man, look at her over there!!! her face is kinda hit but look at that body!!" "oh she's got no man???" what? Im gonna make that girl my "Slam Donkey" tonight!"
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One of african heritage, who have the lips and dicks of said animal, and the "ups" that a white man could only dream of.
"Damn, that hop-donkey just schooled your ass."
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A phrase or saying that can be used when a situation or thing really sucks...badly. Can be extended to "THAT BLOWS DONKEY BALLS"...when it really sucks the big one.
Derick: I'm on call, so I probably won't make it to the concert tonight.
Maria: DUDE, That blows donkeys!
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Donkey Konging is used as a verb.
1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound
disgusting.
1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.
2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!
3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.
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