A hot guy who is the best boyfriend a girl could ask for. He is loving, sweet, cute, funny, smart , sexy and just everything tbh. A great, loveable guy. The world is a better place with him around.
Omg, Jamie Morton is so hot!!
Oh my, the world would come to an end if Jamie Morton dissapeared!
I love you Jamie Morton.
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Someone who has more days off work than on. Always absent, never with a good excuse, lazy when he does work, generally glides through life with the minimum possible amount of work.
Man you've been off 3 days this week already, are you turning into a bit of a Jamie May.
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shit chatter, bt he's safe, very hyper, laughs at people with allegeric reactions. favourite catchphrase "nah im alrite".
Someone:"do u wanna drink"
Jamie:"Nah i'm alrite"
Person with allergic reation:"i'm allergic to summin?"
Jamie:hahahahaha"
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Dry humping a homeless man while high on meth.
I totally Jamie Heatherly'd that bum last night.
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common house scum, blamed for all the shiite on earth and the chav family.
Dude: MAN! Ur such a jamie whelan. dont stab me!!
Jamie whelan:Die ill beat u with my ginger hair and my bros porn mag.
SMASH(sound of a jamie whelan smashing car window for cd player)
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A goofy guy with a monster cock
Dude your such a Jamie Johnson
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The sweetest friend you have that ou love to death but sometimes confuses you but you love anyways and how could any boy resist
Jamies friend (jf): on a scale from 1 to ten how much do you miss him?
Jamie: 11 :)
Jf: Awwww how sweet Jamie boo
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