PAIGE IS THE BADDEST BITCH IN THE WEST
I RUN U HOE
HARLYM MY BSF
being over protecting and borderline psychotic when it comes to a significant other
"that girl is acting so paige-ish. why is she constantly tracking her boyfriend"
A person whos humor revolves around only making fun of other people, and enjoys kidnapping young children to consume in her basement.
"Paige Amy Palmer, please let the children go, they don't deserve this"
"lol no, virgin" -Paige
This is when you take the bottom half of the muffin and coat it with the top half's gooey insides, except with semen and vagina. What you do is;
First, grind up some nutmeg
Second, spray your partner's desired hole with PAM
Third, pour the nutmeg into desired PAM lubricated hole.
Fourth, WAIT. You have to wait 8-16 hours before nutmeg kicks in and makes your partner trip major nutsack
Fifth, screw your partner.
Sixth, punch your partner in the lower abdominal or have them sneeze to get this now gooey mixture of semen, PAM, and nutmeg out.
Seventh, mix the solution with a protein shake
Final step; Ingest
Dude I had the craziest weekend. You know my buddy Cecelia? Well, get this: We did the Paige Yadon for three days straight. I haven't tripped that much balls since the Titanic came out.
Holy fuck you lucky bastard
Cameron Paige Mikkelson is a sweet, caring, loving, and all around perfect soul. Be careful though she’s a little feisty and very and i mean very horny teenage girl but two things she’ll never do is cheat or do anal. She may say otherwise but she’s the definition of a face ass she might even fight you over that statement ;)
Cameron Paige Mikkelson definitely a face ass fosho - T
A beautiful girl. Boys and girls admire for her gorgeousness. Her curiosity is strong! Do you like to look at the smallest things well Lexie paige Everingtone really does. Even the smallest creatures could be admired by Lexie, she’s really stoned to nature. People are very fond of her.
Person:who is that new person?
Other person: oh that’s Lexie paige evringtone
paige reay is a loveable smart faishonable person, loves to be with friends, she is constantly happy and making everyone else happy, she loves to party and go to social gatherings, loves music and she will make a great girlfriend to the right guy!
ohh look over there, she is so fashionable it must be a paige reay