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Someone's ass when laying on their side with shit still in their butt crack from their last dump.
Dude, it was so gross Jon totally gave me the dirtiest chocolate smile yesterday!
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The art of the curb smile usually requires two people. One to pry open the victims jaws and hold them open over the curb; and the other to stomp as hard as possible on the victims head.
Mike and I were so pissed at Cleavon we gave the poor bastard a curb smile.
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When a female gives performs oral sex on a male while drinking iced tea.
"Man, I've got to take my pants the the cleaners. Sarah got iced tea all over me when I got my last Savannah Smile from her"
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The house of smiles is the sexual health clinic, where one goes to get rid of his chlamids that his cheating bitch of an exgirlfriend gave him.
Normal people dont go to the house of smiles its always that grimey girl who you knows going to be 16 with 10 black babies in a council estate.
"FUCKING CHLAMYDIA? now im going to have to go to the house of smiles, again!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!"
"i seen your lass down the house of smiles last wednesday, what i didnt go for a check up i was walking past"
"have you give me anything it burns when i piss?"
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A smile that forms when you have just gotten done smoking marijana.
Yesterday, I could tell Jim had an Illegal Smile
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A act that never happened
Those who say they saw him smiling were lost the very next day they saw him smiling
1:I saw Nemanja smiling
2:no no you dint
1:but i-
2:no
1:ok
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...when an asian girl opens her legs, and a gong sounds to signify that her vagina opens horizontally, then it smiles at you to let you know that you are invited inside, but remember to take your shoes off so you do not offend her customs
When Rip finally got Yi into the bed, he was scared by her Chinese Smile, but then he decided to go for it anyway, and tore it up.
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