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An American girl/lady who doesn't know how to sing and uses a lot of auto tune and she thinks she can sing, she mostly writes songs about her ex-boyfriends, and cry about it all day.
Dude, you see that whore? She's such a Taylor Swift!.
Eww, she's a Taylor Swift stay away from her.
Stay away you demonic Taylor, or else I'll perish you with holy water.
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Attempting to persuade a member of the same sex to have a sexual encounter with you.
I believe that gentleman in the sauna was trying to tater swift me.
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The Taylor Swift Effect is a phenomenon which occurred after Taylor Swift released her first album. Upon hearing this album, every girl between the ages of 11-20 who knew a few chords on an acoustic guitar declared themselves a singer-songwriter began to write billions of generic songs about breakups and jealousy, even if they had no singing ability or talent whatsoever. This phenomenon is still occurring today, and will continue for several years, until a new singer comes along that changes the trend from breakups to some new bland and generic topic.
"I went to a coffee house last night, and 90% of the performers were teenage girls singing crappy 3 chord songs about boys who blew them off."
"Classic Taylor Swift Effect bro. Get used to it, it's gonna be a while."
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(n.) - A behavior of the mainstream media during an election campaign, characterized by a period of widespread silence concerning a news story that is severely embarrassing to a liberal candidate. The silence ends when it no longer shields the candidate from damage.
The Swift Boat Hush is named for the 'Swift Boat Veterans for Truth'. This anti-Kerry group began a major advertising campaign during the 2004 US presidential campaign on August 4, 2004. Most major newspapers (and the Kerry campaign organization) refused to discuss these charges until about 2 1/2 weeks later, when it became apparent to them that the charges were seriously harming Kerry in the polls.
Another example is the coverage of the 2006 special election in California's 50th congressional district, when 5 days before the election the Democratic candidate was recorded telling a group of illegal aliens that "You don't need papers for voting." Many major newspapers did not print this quote until after the election.
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when a man or woman strikes a man in the balls with great speed usually resulting in falling over and rolling around in pain
Gio gave kev a swift kick in the balls
kev gave angelo a swift kick in the balls
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A horrible dark being that should be brought down. The true face of darkness.
Inventor of flex tape, if he is not stopped then there will be nothing left.... or right
Person1: “I sure do like Phil swift”
Person2: “No don’t you remember, he’s bad”
Person1: “oh yeah! Screw that guy”
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A stupid middle school with retarded kids and kids that want nudes all the time also smoke try to sell drugs and do drugs. Also there are some kids that are just plain sluts
Swift Middle School is hell
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