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Brother of Tony, he can be found when out skiing or snowboarding usually in the trees but not confined to them. He can also be found when attempting to jump off a cliff. He's pesky and you'll know when you run into him. But Great guy
He also responds to his alter ego Tomahawk
I sent a cliff went nose heavy and then all of a sudden our buddy Thomas Hawk came out of nowhere
Thomas Running is a inventor, who invented running in 1748, when he tried to walk twice at the same time.
"did you know running was invented by thomas running?"
"no"
A steaming dump exceeding at least 1 foot in length and 2 inches in gerth.
A Colonel Thomas could be compared to a baby's arm in size.
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thomas the train
When you and your brother have an orgy together at an AirBnb with multiple women after your wife kicks you out. In the midst of performing these sexual acts of depravity with these hoes and your bro, your wife busts in with her posse and holds a gun to your head while yelling, “I’ve got something for all you hoes!”
Bro, my wife put a gun to my head after we raw dogged and double teamed those hoes at the AirBnb, THOMAS BROTHERS for life!
Very kinky. Loves to moan. Loves to rub his nipples. His fat is one of his attractive factors. His small penis sometimes is a disturbing factor during sex but it is very thick. That allows amazing penetration. His fat-ass brother might join in for a threesome but spank him and he will leave. He is very rich but he is good at spotting gold diggers. Sri Lanka's treasure, Thomas Roshan. You will be 100% satisfied in bed with him. He isn't active outisde of his bedroom though. His lack of exercise results to his belly size doubling everyday. Overall, a very kinky and adorable rapist.
Thomas raped me last night. His kinkyness penetrated my anus.
A very smart and attractive boy. Never has to study, yet somehow still gets A's on everything. Usually thinks he'll be a bachelor forever, then sees a girl that he falls in love with.
Also, likes Titanfall 2.
Friend - "Dang, Thomas, I thought you said you'd never fall in love."
Thomas - "I know, but I was wrong." (says "wrong" too loudly)
Everyone in room: "WHAT? Thomas was wrong?"
Thomas didn't study, but he got ANOTHER A!