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When you piss on a paper towel and afterwards use it to nut in
I ran out of paper towels and i only had one so i had to pull a wet paper towel
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A man who forgot to take in a bath towel with him and is forced to wear a hand towel around his waist. He is subject to lots of fangirling.
An example of this, would be Song Seung Hun from a scene in the drama My Princess.
Two Ahjummas (middle aged ladies) are watching a drama.
Ahjumma 1: Omo omo. A shower scene. Pan lower! Pan lower!
Ahjumma 2: He has such beautiful choco abs.
Ahjumma 1: Look! He's only walking out with a hand towel around his waist. >:D
Ahjumma 2: It's so short, it looks like it can fall off at any moment. Ohohohohoh.
Ahjumma 1: I dub him Mr. Hand Towel.
Ahjumma 2: What is the main lead doing fainting? I would pounce on that!
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arsehole, rectum, etc
can be used for 1. shitting
2. shagging
3. holding tea-towels when not in use
i heard you did your missus up the tea-towel holder last night
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someone who does the junk under the smellpipe in my lawn. weird.
hey that community towel turner is pretty cute. i'd let him soil my linen. "gee, thanks"
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The curse in sports where if your defecate the Terrible Towel, you will lose a big game.
Man #1: Hey man, I just got a Colts Terrific Towel. You want one.
Man #2: It doesn't matter. The Colts now have the Terrible Towel Curse.
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To hang a towel from ones erect penis while waiting for the person in the shower to reach for a towel, but results in the person reaching out getting a dick and a towel, and usually results in sex at the end of this dick grabbing experience.
after jane was done showering she reached out for a towel but instead got a towel and johns dick. Jane just got ikea towel racked, and john got laid.
When you bring a man to climax by rubbing another man's testicles on his penis.
Chris gave Alex a ride home in exchange for a Turkish Hand Towel.