what the butt

A PG-rated version of WTF, or what the fuck, which can be abbreviated in a similar fashion as: "WTB."

NOTE: "what the butt" / WTB carries an alternate definition by the simple insertion of a comma, as in: "What, the butt?!" Or, "What, the booty?!" The initialized version is universally accepted as a code phrase to express, "Are you signaling me to look at that stranger's rear end?"

Another driver steals your parking space. Teeth clinched, you mutter: "WTB?!"

At the Grand Canyon, you accidentally step from the rim and into the abyss. As you're falling to your death, you scream, "What the butt?!"

Your favorite anti-antiperspirant is sold-out. With a sigh, you say, "What the butt?!" to yourself.

And for the ALTERNATE version: While walking through the mall, your buddy elbows you, then nods his head toward a woman walking just ahead. She has funky hair, but also an ass that is larger-than-life. You ask your friend, "WTB?" to mean, "What, the butt?" just to be sure he's not referring to the hair-do.

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What are those

What are those is a vine sensation that everybody says when somebody's shoe game is weak

Guy 1: i got one question
Guy 2: ?
Guy 1: WHAT ARE THOSE

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what gives

It means like, What is going on?
Why you doing that?

Like, dude, What gives?

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Hun-What?

It is an inspirational phrase which garners a callback that is used to show an expression of gratitude, agreement, and approval. It is used most commonly in an inspirational speech setting in which a motivational speaker will say this phrase to whatever crowd he/she is speaking to and they are obligated by law to respond with HUN-DO simultaneously. Per tradition they shall of course accompany the Hun-do with the appropriate/respectful hand motion (where you put your pointer finger down and go on a little rollercoaster with said finger before finally ending with the finger pointing up). If the crowd happens to be seated, then they shall rise at once to chant the great words of HUN-DO. The speaker uses this word to garner support for whatever they happen to be preaching. This call and response originated from the brain of Noah Weinberg while he was dreaming. He has said his “all time life goal is to have 50,000 people respond to Hun-What? with an absolutely fantastic rendition of the HUN-DO.”

Inspirational speaker: It only takes one moment to say no, to say never again, never again will I settle. Never again will I accept anything but first place
Crowd: *cheers and claps*
Inspirational speaker: Hun-What?
Crowd: *rises to their feet* HUNDO

What hoppened?

A question you ask your rabbit when they tear around the yard and start thumping the ground as a signal to their rabbit partner.

You poor little frightened fur head, what hoppened?

also what is it

Indicates that the speaker either does not understand or does not care about what was just said.

Person 1: I believe that the economic downturn can be reversed by an inversion of the proportial value of liquidated Pokemon products.
Person 2: also what is it

what the henry

Used when one is in shock, another way of saying what the fuck. It is no doubt cooler though.

Eric: I am giving up alcohol and becoming T Total
Charlie: what the Henry!