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Ho-Bum

A lazy person who doesnt do any work for themselves and mooches off their friends. Combination of hobo and bum.

Michael: I asked Allyssa to pick me up on the way and she said it was too much work, even though its not any extra driving.
Tom: Yea shes sucha ho-bum.

by thatlazyasian September 15, 2011


Bum Troubler

Noun.

1. A homosexual male.

2. A heterosexual male with a distinctive penchant for anal sex with ladyfolk.

3. A doctor who specializes in anal and bowel conditions and is thus required to frequently rummage around in the rectal cavity of his patients.

"There's this new guy at work who won't stop telling me about all his sexual exploits, in the sickest, most graphic detail imaginable. He's a right Bum Troubler too."

alt:

"Man, I haven't shit in 2 weeks. I'm so worried about it that I've booked in to see the Bum Troubler tomorrow."

by Splott-light June 22, 2009


Bum-status

One's being at a low point for a certain amount of time, whether its lack of socialism/swag/employment status.

1.Ray: "Yo you here from D at all? That motherfucka fell off the grid mane?". TJ: "Yea that niggas been playin that Call of Duty shit online 24/7, that dudz on fuckin "BUM-STATUS" right now".
2. D: "Yo TJ did Ray find a job yet?"
TJ: "Nah that nigga don't do shit now, bitchz on bum-status and shit....real talk".

by osmitchof08 August 21, 2011


Bum Rope

Poo.

I'm sorry I'm late, I had to cut a length of bum rope.

by Doggsy April 14, 2009


Tits in the Bum

The art of placing a womans tit/boob/breast into a mans anus. This is a fairly difficult task often needing a regular sized breast that can be easily manouvered to enter the butt hole of the man. It is entirely the mans decision what is done with the breast once insersion is complete

"my girlfriends gives the best tits in the bum"
"ah god my b hole still hurts after i got my tits in the bum"

"Brian: wow look at the cans on her!
John: They are lovely, but far to big for my bum
Brian: i would be able to cop that tit"

by Glenn Derr December 20, 2011


bum kid

Undergrown kid who doesn't take showers regularly. Characteristics include: looking like a fucking bum that's a kid.

Potter, you're a fucking bum kid. Go take a shower and make sure to use soap this time.

by shadyk May 1, 2003


bum dial

When your mobile phones someone while it's in your pocket.

I got a missed call from you but think you bum dialled me cause all I could hear at the other end was rustling

by Difaroo February 25, 2014