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the baby's crowning

the baby's crowing: the feeling that you're about to shit your pants because you can't reach a toilet in time.

Whoever's in the bathroom, get the hell out. The baby's crowning.

by TooSick4U January 12, 2013


muffin crown

When you stick a muffin in your girlfriends 'muffin' then eat the crown off the top of the muffin
Also used when a girl is on her period

Can call male friends this when they're bein a little bitch

My girlfriends muffin crown tastes so good

Bre get your muffin crown off me
Zac don't be a muffin crown
muffin crown vagina sex

by Alice in wonder May 1, 2015


crowning the bowl

Crowning the bowl is a term used to describe a shit so large in mass that it actually breaks the surface of the toilet water.

Roomate #1; wtf bro, the toilet is clogged. You could at least plunge that shit out.

Roomate #2; My bad dude, thought it went down. I ended up crowning the bowl. My shit came up for air.

by cookie_hoop March 23, 2014

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Crown-kisser

(Noun) A person who honours and respects the British royal family (crown).

(Adjective) Referring to the beliefs and ideas of pro-royal sentiment in Britain and other commonwealth countries.

Elliot: Hey Derek, do you mind not insulting Queen Elizabeth around Oliver.

Derek: Why? He's not a crown-kisser, is he?

by ValiantBert March 8, 2024


cash crown cartel

A sorry bunch of fakers. They claim to be gangstas, but nobody believes them. Their beats and rhymes are horrible. It has been established that their personal wealth only amounts to $360, which they display in an open briefcase. They suck big time.

They also claim they are going to kill 50 Cent.

Cash Crown Cartel? Who are they?

by Caribou Lou October 16, 2007


Spanish Crown

When a man's circumcised penis heals partly or completely, making a bridge or multiple bridges of skin from the top of the shaft to the bottom of the head of the penis. Very common in south Americans and Pacific islanders.

His Spanish crown was rubbing across my clit during sex last night, it was amazing

by Rayjax July 27, 2011


Full English Crown Breakfast

When a lady who has a high place in society has sexual intercourse with several commoners at the same time.

She is in Parliment, but she enjoys her Full English Crown Breakfast on the weekends!

by Fresh Prince of Wales March 13, 2024