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Aka: low life, sorry excuse for a parent, sperm donor, A self absorbed, insufficient, irresponsible, sorriest excuse for a father. Being completely incapable of thinking of anyone other than their self . Being unable to carry out a simple task to help take care of their child or to be a father figure in your child's life. Making empty promises or not making any promises at all…(which is worse). Not understanding the basic needs of your own children, like feeding, bathing or helping financially to cover the cost of raising a child. A douche bag father does the very bare minimum of parenting. A douche bag father typically finds another poor innocent female soul to lie to and manipulate to try to help while children visit.
The douche bag father did not make sure the kids got their homework done while they(kids) were at his house.
The douche bag father didn't work on the project with their kid.
The douche bag father didn't help with any of the medical bills.
The douche bag father had money for cigarettes, but not food or drinks for his kids that day.
cheeky reference to the sexual act
'Fancy a bit of hows your father?'
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Commonly used British phrase meaning to have sex. I've no idea why it should mean this. Does not mean penis as previously stated.
They've gone to have a bit of the old hows your father!
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Someone who might have assassinated JFK.
“Yeah, he lived near Dallas, and nobody knows his whereabouts at noon on November 22, 1963. A prime Ted Cruz’s father if you ask me.”
You live life a little more Lux with a bald father. You never hear the word no, you only hear the word maybe, but maybe always means yes.
Bald fathers are a bit more soft spoken but hilarious, which makes a person with bald father energy automatically funny themselves in a witty way. You have to have a bald father to radiate bald father energy.
Bald fathers are also very neat, which reflects on their children. One with bald father is always looking over their shoulder.
“Look at Shauna, she’s so carefree, I wish I was like her.”
“She has a bald father, so it makes sense.”
“Omg YOURE so right, she totally radiates bald father energy.”
A priest from the anime "Hellsing" hellbent on destroying all vampires, including Alucard in the name of God...This guy rules!
"We are God's representatives,Earthly Agents O' Divine Punishment.AMEN!"
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An erotic sex excursion which involves driving approximately three hours into a desert and engaging in sexual activities inside an abandoned trailer.
"Shit dog, let's go experience his father's trailer!"
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