fizzle shaft

The act of sucking dick with pop rocks in your mouth.

Fizzle shaft this dick!

Shaft one

What an angry boy says before he blocks you for 16 minutes and then adds you back and says I love you

“You can literally shaft one”

Snifty Shafts

When you rub your fingers up and down your ass crack and sniff them.

Just when my girl got done eating my ass she pulled a Snifty Shafts on me and that caught me offguard.

shaft dip

When someone enters their hang into some warm curtains.

"I gave that bitch the vertical shaft dip" -Me

Schrodinger's Shaft

Also called Schrodinger's Shaft and Balls, is when you send someone a dick pic but show everything but the tip, until the tip is shown the dick could be anywhere between as long as the amount of shaft shown, or infinitely long.

Person 1: Damn my dick is tiny
Person 2: Just cover up the tip
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Schrodinger's shaft, infinite dick length bro
Person 1: Bro...

tweak shaft

Someone who is really weird

That girl is such a tweak shaft

shafting your doxie

Having casual sex with your favorite fuck-buddy.

Hey Mate, I heard you spent last night shafting your doxie.