air humping

The act of humping the air around you, while standing up.

Joe: Is that dude humping the wall? o_O
Harry: No, he's just air humping next to it.

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air five

A pantomimed high five, performed in unison with someone who is too far away (e.g. across a room) to give you an actual high five.

When the professor announced that class would be canceled, Eric and Nathan gave each other an air five.

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Three In The Air

Read between the lines, a less obvious way of flipping someone the bird.

"Three in the air if you just don't care!"

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air daps

To provide daps at a lengthy distance with a raised fist.

"Yo man, give me some air daps!"

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air waitress

a dysphemism (ie. a burn) of 'stewardess' or 'flight attendant'

that air waitress gave me a humming BJ in the airplane's bathroom. That's first class for ya...

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air enima

The act of putting your lips around someones asshole and blowing.

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air jerusalems

A take off of Air Jordans, these are any style sandle often worn by men and occasionally by women. The orginal air jerusalem could be considered the Berkinstock. Though these are not athletic, they do have a slight middle eastern appearance.

Dude, socks and air jerusalems are a major downer.

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