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art-puberty mass noun
when an artist's technique or style gradually advances/improves without force/attempt.
jasmine had been working so hard, she finally got the art-puberty she was waiting for.
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to convert a wreck to bohemian elegance by means of artistic touches
Vernon's house is a shack, but he's going to art it up with a typewriter graveyard and a bunch of painting, and it'll be great!
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a hoe who is mysterious and chill and like hippyish and good at art
damn, I wish I was an art hoe like her
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As seen in public bathrooms; the vast array of old, crusty dried snots that scumbags have wiped on the walls above urinals and/or inside stalls... sometimes resembling modern art.
When I was taking a dump the other day I picked a nice bloody one... I'm glad I was able to contribute to the booger art on the wall- which is starting to resemble a Picasso.
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A hipster artist boy who is too cute for words and has the personality and talent to boot. There is usually a unanimous opinion of aforementioned cuteness.
"I bought a $750.00 painting the other night. I have no idea what it means, but the artist Joe, was such an art-throb, I couldn't resist!"
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Art school is a place where untalented hipster bullshitters gather to share their terrible ideas and feelings of superiority over anyone who actually has talent. If you are good at drawing or painting art school is not for you because you will eventually become a trembeling, drooling, crying shadow of your former self because being technically good is something to be mocked. The reason that art school morons mock actual talent is because they fear that one day the general public will realise that modern art is rubbish.
I would reccomend art school to anyone who has no talent what-so-ever. So, if smearing poo down a canvas is your thing, I'd say art school is for you.
art school kid 1: I painted this portrait because my work speaks for itself and I don't need a gimmick to sell my work
art school kid 2: That is awful, I can't believe you are good at painting, that is SO 1800s! You will never be successful because you are not DEEP like me! I smeared vomit and blood on a canvas because I am making a comment on the unequality of women in the work place! I AM SO CLEVER!
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Art that someone creates who wants to create something but does not have the talent to create representational art. Abstract artists are in love with the idea of being an artist, but use mystery instead of talent to be appealing. Professional abstract artists are good business people as they know how to market themselves and their art to be trendy.
Dax: Who is that man with the beret and the cappuccino?
Avery: That's Marcel Beaumont, the abstract artist
Dax: Oh, so he is a Frenchmen who can paint, portraits or landscapes?
Avery: Neither, and he's not really French. I think he was born in Missouri and just took a couple of art classes at the community college.
Dax: Really? But he looks so, so, .. so...
Avery? Trendy?
Dax: Yes, that's it.
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