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Exhaustive, erosive excavation of a joke.
"get it?! get it?!"
"oh yeah...you can stop comic strip-mining that joke"
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Skull Fucking a girl (or guy) in both eye sockets.
Never try icelandic skull mining, kids. It's very cruel to do to blind people.
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The act of anal sex with a girl without a condom.
Although rugged and dangerous nothing compares to the raw feeling of strip mining a girl.
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The act of shitting in someones thermos.
Chris went to pour himself a cup of coffe, and was disgusted to find someone had given him the chilean mine rescue.
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Getting a blumpkin while having a Cleveland steamer performed on you
Steve wanted a gentle Cleveland steamer but Patrick busted in to make it a dirty coal mine
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When a man is engaging in anal sex with a woman and she then defecates on his penis, the man then blow drys or heats it up until hard then continues to have relations
I gotta wash my penis i just did a gold mining toaster.
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Morning wood covered in dried shit, as resulting from prolonged intermission between anal sex and cleaning one's self. Usually due to sleep, unconsciousness or prolonged confinement in a copper mine.
See also: Chilean mine worker
After a drunken night of angry anal sex and passing out, I woke up at noon to find that I had a Chilean mine shaft.
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