A skinny weird kid who is highly trustworthy and annoyingly tall
Is that Adam?
Yeah
Oh I hate that kid
Oof same
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Its a damn shame.
It's ADam shame that fine chic is a lesbian.
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adam usually isnβt great looking, probably dark hair, hark eyes, tall (thank god), kinda stinks and has weird hobbies. adam is also a very hard person to love, itβs not that he denies it or turns it down itβs just that many donβt think he is a nice person so they donβt want to be his friend of even be around him. most people hate him and want him to die.
person1: hey look at that kid over there
person2: ew yeah i heard heβs and adam
person1: ew omfg
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The kid that lives next to you and weβre a shirt that says canβt adult today he 12
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the art of over explaining something...
Wow he is totally adamizing this topic right now... sheesh. we get it!
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The biggest phish phan in the world.
Ever.
You are an adam because you smoke too much dope and listen to phish too much.
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The guy who thinks hes all that because hes on the football team and has money. He thinks hes a ladys man because a few cheap whores will chase after him, then diss him for having such a small dick. Hes a hater beyond all extremes
Girl#1: "hey did you hear about Adam and torie?"
Girl#2: "No what happend?"
Girl#1: "Well i guess the school whore torie went to have sex with him and his dick was so small she asked him what the hell that was supposed to be!!"
Girl#2: "Thats hilarious i hate that bastard!"
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