After sex grumpy

When your partner is short-tempered or easily irritable either immediately or the next day after sex.
Also referred to as "ASG".

Hey man, whats with your partner today she seems cranky?
Oh she's got ASG!... ( After sex grumpy )

After Tea Merchant

Hen

Lads: hen? Are you coming online?
Hen: after my tea
Lads: hen you’re such an “after tea merchant”

After-match Smell

The tingly aroma that arises around 16:00 GMT on a Saturday afternoon once the last shower nozzle has been closed in the changing room of great football teams.

-Barman: "There it is! The after-match smell"
- Colleague: "oh aye! Spiced Amber this week!"

- Barman: "Best get 4 Guinesses and 10 Carlings on the go son!"

After-Poo Euphoria

The time period After taking an amazing dump where you feel incredible while your butthole relaxes.

You're going to have to give me a few minutes before I can do something while I am still in After-Poo Euphoria

after-pee-shiver

The shaky-shaky phenomenon that puzzles the world to this day, after you take a nice warm drizzle, you shake like an earthquake and you drizzle becomes a firehose and has a velocity strong enough to take an eye out.

"Yo man, what are you doin' in here? There is pee-pee everywhere!"

"The after-pee-shivers got to me."

"Oh yea dawg im feelin ya"

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Milk after the cereal

This is the right way to do it. In fact it makes your cereal more enjoyable as it helps soften the cereal slightly ,with the pressure making the milk seep into the cereal ,so it has a melting sensation when you chew on it than when it's practically dry and you chew down on it and cut your gums if you are unlucky. Yes although putting the cereal after the milk makes it look nice, You are sacrificing your cereal eating experience.Milk after the cereal.

Me: Imma go eat breakfast now!
Butthurtbeforecerealmilkperson: I WILL FRIKIN ASPHIXIATE YOU IF YOU DO THAT!?!?!1?!111?!1?!1
*Person eats dry creal* *Cuts gum* *unsavoury*
Me: Serves you right for not listening to me after I told you that pouring the Milk after

the cereal was a better idea.
*Pours milk after and gobbles it without a hitch) Milk after the cereal

Repeat after daddy

When someone repeats the same thing you just said in a higher pitched voice

dolyn: yo whats up
micah in a higher pitched voice: yo whats up
dolyn: repeat after daddy