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A very small redneck town in Alabama. Where there are absolutely no attractions, restaurants (other than McDonald’s), or any type of entertainment. Local teenagers hang out in “The Pig” parking lot, the “Old Town” of Jemison, or at bonfires located in the middle of nowhere. Most fun activities consist underage drinking, vaping, or hookups.
Hey y’all, you wanna go to Jemison Alabama late tonight?
A sex act in which you are taking a shit on the toilet and you are giving a blowjob to someone who is of direct relation, ie cousin.
My mom walked in while I was giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin. I wasn't invited to the next Easter.
A loud and long fart typically lasting longer than 2 seconds that sounds like a chainsaw.
Person 1: "dude that was a long Alabama Chainsaw, it lasted like 3 seconds!"
Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall
Guy 1- you know the Alabama motto right?
Guy 2 - no?
Guy 1 - why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall.
Guy 2 - that’s fucked up!
When a female plugs her vagina with a large fruit such as a cantelope or watermelon and proceeds to run for 26 miles.
I heard Nala participates in the Alabama marathon every year, i bet fucking her is like throwing a dart down a hallway.
A sexual act involving severing the penis, deep-frying it, coating it in urine, and then shoving it inside the anus of a random passersby. highly dangerous and illegal
brad: i tried to give that hot chick from down the street the alabama corndog
stephen: dude, how are you not dead?!
When your sister spins on your dick with a blanket over her head which then resembles a tornado
"Joanne how about I give you the alabama twister?"
"Cleetus i would love that but what if ma or pa sees?"
"thats what the blanket is for!"