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When a female plugs her vagina with a large fruit such as a cantelope or watermelon and proceeds to run for 26 miles.
I heard Nala participates in the Alabama marathon every year, i bet fucking her is like throwing a dart down a hallway.
Is where you and you and people let your balls hang and slap each other's balls with your balls
Aye yo nigga you down to play Alabama dangler?
A southern hooker’s pussy; usually smells of grizzly wintergreen.
“Brother, I’m pissing fire today. It must’ve been that Alabama Snapper!”
An Alabama Twizzler is when three dudes twist their dicks together into a rope like a twizzler, and it stretches like taffy.
Dude, me and my brother just had an Alabama Twizzler with my dad.
2 guys and 1 girl (All 3 have to be related), have to be naked in a pool. The 2 guys have to be on one end of the pool, while the girl goes on the other end. The girl must float with her legs open, and the 2 guys must jizz in the pool, specifically towards the girl. The first person to impregnate the girl is the winner.
Bill: Yo Jack, u wanna go and play Alabama Swimrace with our sister, Becca?
Jack: Oh boy, I hope I win dis' time. Mom was letting you win by getting closer to you!
The sexual art of picking up your girlfriend/sister over your head, much like a giant, and bringing her back down forcefully on your knee. This act is properly done when the back is not broken, but your female partner is short of breath and gasping for air. You can make it extra fun by orally fucking her senseless as she gasps and sputters for air.
I'm still recovering from the Alabama Beanstalk that Tony gave me last night
When you give a family member an STD
Did your hear that Jeb gave his hot sister that good old fashion Alabama transfusion last weekend?