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february 22

February 22 is national cut someone’s hair day!

Bob: *cuts becky’s hair*
Becky: WTF was that for weirdo
Bob: don’t you know it’s February 22 cut someone’s hair day, u uncultured swine

by Lion_ King October 15, 2019

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april 22

april 22 is national 69 day the day your friends give the 69 to every person they meet

Elizabeth gave Zach 69 on april 22

by ur mum April 18, 2018

14👍 13👎


October 22

National give your girlfriend a hug day

Lexi: Why did your boyfriend hug you?
Catherine: Because it’s October 22.
Lexi: Oh, okay.

by joemama6942069 October 21, 2019

3👍 1👎


October 22

It's National Grab a man's ASS DAY!
Time to throw you gay side into the public and try grab as many men's asses as you can!
High score so far is 69420!
TIP! Use london underground ;)

Stranger: "WHY DID YOU JUST GRAB MY ASS!"
You: "IT'S OCTOBER 22nd SIR!"

by Aaron Gayson ;) October 20, 2019

4👍 1👎


October 22

Ask out a girl day!

Today you get to ask that special girl the question that's been hiding inside you.
Where's your balls??

Ryan: I asked out Emma today!

Luke: Really? Wow!

Ryan: Yup! It's October 22!!

by HolyCows2307 October 18, 2019

3👍 1👎


October 22

Give a girl a hug you kinda have to it can be your best friend or your friend

Hey it’s October 22 let’s hug

by Hhdhdhd October 21, 2019

3👍 1👎


October 22

Kiss Lily if she has a crush on you or you will trip for the rest of that week.

On October 22 if ther is a girl with the name Lily and she has a crush on you kiss her or u will trip for the rest of that week!

by ARealeditor#43 October 21, 2019

3👍 1👎