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schizoaffective anxiety

Fear of washing your hair is schizoaffective disorder, and schizoaffective anxiety makes you afraid to wash your hair. With having long, thick hair, it stresses you out to wait for it to dry. You hate using a blow dryer. It’s not about showering or having a bath because you still wash your body.

When’s the last time you washed your hair. About 2 weeks ago because I have schizoaffective anxiety. I just keep my hair tied back so nobody can tell when it’s greasy.

by Louise stewart October 15, 2023


sprawl anxiety

The feeling of impending doom that you're going to have to do a shit load of sprawls because some cunts haven't done their penalty sprawls for missing training.

I'm having severe sprawl anxiety today. I reckon Mick and Aidy are gonna ride us something shocking tomorrow.

by Geoff Agnew November 2, 2022


arm rest anxiety

The awkward moment when you're sat next to a stranger in the cinema, and there is a mental dispute as to who gets to put their arm on the rest...

You: "Dude my arms are really aching..."
friend: "why dont you rest them on the arm rest then?"
you: "nah, got arm rest anxiety"

by lolnetto1 February 6, 2011


ammo anxiety

The fear of wasting craftable bullets in a video game.

player 1: Should i waste my silver bullets on this tough enemy or stick it out and use musket bullets? I CAN'T DECIDE.

player 2: i think player 1 has ammo anxiety.

by Qwello May 16, 2020


anxiety failure

When someone, specifically someone who likes/wants/has printers, wants to have anxiety but ultimately fails.

That girl just had an anxiety failure last night.

by MerBudd January 21, 2022


female anxiety

The 1:1 relationship between the complex numbers wave-function collapses in the triene-function and the internal corners of the hypermodular Fauvic point.

The fear a woman had that her son will become a property owner.

The lines running between the wave-function collapses and the Fauvic corners are black.

Female anxiety is a mother's sexual fear about son.

The son will experience this anxiety as scarcity-in-a-supply-chain rather than competition in the mode-of-patriarchy.

by flightfacilities May 13, 2022


Red Hat Anxiety

Feeling or thinking any negative emotions or thoughts from seeing a hat that looks like a MAGA hat.

I got red hat anxiety at the concert when I saw someone wear a red hat, I was relieved to see that it was a Cardinals hat later.

by -CEO- August 14, 2019