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National ask out your crush day

*national ask out your crush day* -boy: will you go out with me? girl: yess.

Me: wanna date?
crush: no
Me: today is national ask out your crush day
crush:ok I will love to go out with u

by MMHMHMMHMHMH August 3, 2022

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Ask your crush out and they have to say yes

April 20th ask your crush out if they dont say yes than that's your luck 🥵

Ask your crush out and they have to say yes.

by Ajay ajay April 19, 2019

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cope plus malding plus i didnt asked

These are every twitter users comeback, they will use this to make fun of you. To avoid falling into this trick, simply don't download Twitter you fucking idiot.

Twitter user: kpop industry is so cool!!!!

You: Actually, it's pretty corrupted.

Twitter user: I see, you have a different opinion. Prepare for death. cope plus malding plus i didnt asked.

by AAAAAAAAAAA #2 March 4, 2022

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Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to

It’s usually the answer you don’t want to know.

Another form of Tom Krause’s quote
“never ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to” but more suited for using in conversation.

Often used by cheating girlfriends and wives after hoeing around.

Mark: Hey babe, where were you last night?
Susan: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to

Mark: Sucked off your ex, didn’t you?

by Pushover42069 January 22, 2020

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National ask out your love interest day

On August 1st you have to ask out your love interest.

Someones friend : “it’s national ask out your love interest day”
Someone : ”ok”
*later*
Someone : “will you go out with me”
Someones love interest : “yes!!”

by Hijello August 1, 2022


national ask your crush out day 2

national ask your crush out day november 22

national ask your crush out day 2- edward you know what today is national ask your crush out day!

by You ask out November 22, 2019

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Ask your crush out and they have to say yes

On December 3rd you can ask your crush out and they have to say yes

Hey Jess will you go out with me
Ew no

You have to it’s December 3rd
Haha it’s ask your crush out and they have to say yes day

by HATEROFNAs December 3, 2020

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