August 9th

August 9th is national Orgasm day the day to fuck a female and made them legs shake .

August 9th is fun I get to fuck this girl and make her legs shake .

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august 1st

if you are born on this day you are the BEST PERSON and you are confident af. You are beautiful and everybody wants to be exactly like you. :)

„i wanna be like people born on august 1st“

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august 5

august 5 is national boyfriends day and you should go appeciate him for everything

hey babe it’s august 5 love you so much thank you

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August 22

National Brotherhood Day

Jason- Hey Bro it’s august 22!
Liam- Oh really what does that mean?
Jason- National Brotherhood day!
Liam- Oh well, happy national brotherhood day bro!

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August 23

August 23rd is National grab ass day. A day where it is acceptable to grab any ass regardless of relationship status.

Yo bro it’s august 23!! I can’t wait to go grab some ass!!!

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1st august

National Girlfriend(s) Day. It is unknown whether this is meant for girl friends or one's female significant other.

Hey babe, it's 1st august, let's fuck!

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August 13

On August 13 The The Declaration of Rights of the Negro Peoples of the World was signed in Madison Square Garden. 20,000 people were in attendance. It made Red, Black, and Green the colors of Africans at home and abroad.

Will you be seen wearing Red, Black and Green on August 13?

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