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a game that a couple plays where the girlfriend asks the boyfriend personal questions about her, and if he gets them wrong there is usually a punishment (like a tazor)
hey! do you want to do the boyfriend tag?
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A boy who reminds you of a boyfriend. Ex. A boy who is everything you want in a boyfriend (if he’s bae)
“He is so boyfriend, I need to ask him out”
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A to BOYZ THE BOYZ SUNWOO | Cover Song | Rich Brian-100 Degrees.
That's it, the definition of boyfriend material.
X1: did you watched the video?
X2: Yes, he's so boyfriend material that I forgot he is a men
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A guy who dates a girl until they find their "forever home." Please note: Sometimes this isnt by choice.
Sam: Dude. Did you hear Jim and Sarah broke up?
Mike: Yeah. He was just the Foster Boyfriend.
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A day in which the weather is less than desirable, cold, windy, rainy, overcast, snowy etc. and all you want to do is hang out with your "boyfriend" and your "boyfriend" must comply, because they have to. Sweat pants and sweatshirts are the recommended attire for maximum comfort. Please note, "boyfriend" days can be had with anyone, girlfriends, siblings, pets etc
OMG, it's such a boyfriend day....
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This is a very sad but common occurrence among guys who try to treat women with respect. Females with insecurities in their intelligence, appearance, sexual ability, etc. need constant praise and reassurance. Daytime boyfriend's fill this need by showering these soulless leeches with the praise necessary for them to make it through the day. This praise is usually genuine, but its affect is in vain, as the cavernous void which are these females just grows larger. These well-meaning men never actually date the girls. The tramps are very adept at leading them along enough to continue the praise and adoration of their worshiper, without any actual reciprocation (sexual, or otherwise). Thus, the men are boyfriends during the day, hearing all the inane problems of these women and helping them cope with their gnawing lack of self-worth, and at night go home with their dick in their hand.
The only real cure is from a change in the male's behavior, seeing as how these exploitative females see nothing wrong with their platonic relationship. He must let his nuts drop and cease being a total bitch. A creative way to ruin this girl to any infatuated guy is to picture her wincing in the pain of constipation, and then letting loose a fudge dragon. You are welcome. (Note: This has been learned from experience.)
If you can't think of an example from the above definition, you are or will soon be a daytime boyfriend.
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a stupid fuck who must die at my hands, so to speak
I'm gonna kill my ex boyfriend if I ever see him again
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