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When the male places a bagel around his member, dresses it with olive oil and has two long pubic hair bundles on either side. Bagel preferably made with levantine herbs.
Tasha baked a bagel with levantine herbs, begged her husband to try a new move in the bedroom. He readily greased his pubic hair. They performed the Jerusalem Bagel together late into the night.
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1. Someone who is ready to commit and settle down into housewife and mother duties
2. Someone who is committed to the ups and downs, and is fully aware of the well even worse days.
3. Someone who is over their party phase or wants to skip their party phase to work on more productive things like raising a family
Maya is such a bagel mom. All she does is plan everything and be in bed before 8 PM.
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take a donut of any sort, cut it in half horizontally (like a bagel), spread butter on it and enjoy. Great for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Fat kids love them and skinny kids can only handle a few.
"We were up at the lake house and the only food the gas station had was assorted boxes of hostess donuts. So we bought a pound of butter and ate louisiana bagels all week."
"your going to blow up like a whale if you keep eating those powdered louisiana bagels guy"
"sure ill come over after I finish off this box of louisiana bagels"
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When a guy puts his penis through a bagel hole and then fucks girl. Once the guy finishes he then has to eat the bagel.
"Dude I nagel bageled this girl last night and it tasted pretty good!"
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when someones teeth are circular in shape and seem to have small doughnut holes showing a passage to the individuals tounge and tonsils. Special tooth brushes are made for bagel shaped teeth and look simaler to a javelin.
that bagel tooth beauty over there looks almost tasty.
i would enjoy actually touching that bagel tooth
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That bagel boi is looking toasted today (toasty)
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putting oneself into a precarious situation, or an awkward situation in itself
man, you really stepped on a bagel this time.
i don't have enough money for rent this month, when i spent my money on those expensive sunglasses, i really stepped on a bagel
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