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One who can't resist the urge to suck a cock. Your typical lip bandit, tends to be found in both rural and urban areas. Habitats include; public parks, "glory holes," restrooms, and most heavily wooded areas, not with held to national parks. These merciless succubus tend to congregate near a steady bass beat during down time. Should one encounter such a creature most Ex-bandits recommend approaching with caution. These uncouth mammals have a way of always covering their trails.
Person 1: "I caught that goddamned lip bandit you were with at that damned dollar general!!!"
Person 2: " I don't know what you're talking about..."
(Lip bandits are a lot like the Illuminati) See Illuminati.
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The greatest band on this planet. Performing at a venue near you. Come down for the greatest display of musical genius ever shown.
Sandy Bandits are my favourite band by far! They are definitely going to blow up and become very famous better hop on this bandwagon!
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White male late 20's early 30's with ginger hair, day walker. Loves to get fucked up on pills and beer and go on dates with $30 dollar prostitutes. Preferably two black ones at a shitty hotel. Can't get his dick hard to fuck'em blames the hookers and calls a new one and takes her to next room over. Uses mangled finger to finger bang her and scratches the inside of her pussy to shit. The Red Bandit is a very horny villain with no boundaries or safe words.
The Red Bandit is also a hair cummer. Chick falls asleep and he's a wake he will at all cost cum in her hair.
The Red Bandit loves blow jobs.
If you were asked if you were hungry and you were, it would be appropriate to say "does the Red Bandit love blow jobs?"
Wake up in the morning and your hair is already gel'd, you got hit by the Red Bandit
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verb: when you dip/cover your balls in chocolate. then take your chocolate covered balls and drop them on a persons face.
on Howard Stern Richard got Bandit Masked by Captain Sack. it ruined my life.
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A person who loves to take cock, especially in the mouth.
Namely a female cock whore or bitch.
"Yeah bitch! You're a real cock bandit! HAHA, take that dick!" - Fred Flinstone
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getting a bunch of naked guys and turning off the lights, then running around trying to stick your dick in someones ass in the pitch black darkness.
(if you so do this you are a super faggot.)
hey javier you wanna call the guys and play butthole bandits later?
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A cunt bandit is someone who steals the pootie, and then throws it away so nobody else can bang it.
Trent and all other faggots with similar names are prima facie examples of the cunt bandit.
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