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A fucking awesome dude when he talks to you... #RAWR
Dude look its Bat Penguin!! Holy Shit he's talking!! #HISTORICALMOMENT
a turd that was laid while making the sound of a bat
Dude, I just took the biggest brown bat in the history of everything
Wanking. Masturbating. Wrestling the One Eyed Monster.
Aw man, I spent all morning Batting the Bishop.
The opposite of Ski poles (one girl, two men- one on either side). Derived from playground baseball games when the captains put their hands on the bat to decide which team goes first. Many hands on one penis.
"I met these two tricks last night...took them back to my place and they put their hands on the bat"
someone who doesn’t display queenly attributes and is as insecure as he*l and decides to be rude to mask their pain
I feel so insecure because someone called me a see bat!
All men fear him, all women's vaginas fear him, and most of all his mother feared him when he ripped out his own umbilical cord and strangled the doctor with it.
After a coupla drinks at the bar, Bat Diamond walked in and impregnated all the women in the surrounding area.
When needing to hit someone with an explicitly snarky comment, one pulls out the snark bat.
In this mornings meeting, I hit Jim from Finance with the snark-bat.