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Someone who doesn’t wash & absolutely stinks
When close you need to hold your breath
When was the last time you had a shower ?you bath weasel
Code word for poop because you are too embarrassed to say you have to poop so you run water and say it is a footbath
Roomie 1: Why are you in the bathroom for so long with the water running??
Roomie 2: Oh, just takin a foot bath! My feet are so dirty!
*poops with water running*
*plop*
You have spelled bath salts with a "D" rather than an "S" you should change that.
"bath saltd" inst how you spell bath salts
Having semen come out of your penis while bathing.
I had a wet bath that is weird.
When you take a bath so hot, your skin turns red and you come out looking like a cooked lobster
"I'm going to take the hottest lobster bath after work tonight"
Your partner lays on their stomach and puts a funnel in their ass. You proceed to pour hot water in the funnel. Than dip your balls in the funnel, like you submerging in a hot tub. Your partner than sharts and farts to create the jacuzzi mud bath effect. You can do this with a sibling if you are from the south.
My sister was great at the spa, she gave me the special mud bath that was on the menu.
When you're in the bath to long so your cock gets wrinkled
Lads I've gone and got bath cock