Bean Cereal

When a guy accidentally drops small turd nuggets while jizzing in a bitches belly-button. She then grabs the delicate nugget and dips them in her belly-button.

Man, I accidentally let out a few turds last night and she made Bean Cereal!

Bean Bagger

A person, typically named Rob or Trob, who pulls out their nut sack and smacks it onto a nearby desk or table, simulating the sound effect of a bean bag. It can happen without notice, and truly shock all those in the vicinity.

Joe Z: "Dude some complete mad man just tossed his balls on a high chair at Cracker Barrel infront of several families!
Jeff: "Sweet Christ, Bean Bagger's on the loose!!!"

Sly beans

A situation thats sly, and mean.

Keeley = "arw I missed the bus!"
Katie= "Arr sly beans!"
Vanessa = "Sly beans Keels"

Bean Boi

A boi who is bean

Hey bean boi

Lady Beans

The Clitoris

Cam models play with their Lady Beans for money

Liquid Beans

After having anal sex, the poop chunks left on the mans dick get rubbed on the partners belly button and then he cums straight on it. He then mixes it with the tip of his penis, creating a soupy mixture. Thus, liquid beans!

He dude I made liquid beans last night!

Merit Bean

Merit Bean: The OG Big Guy, the dictator of skiing, the greatest man to slurp around the world. Driving Porsches, riding horses. Cashing checks and having sex.

Hey Merit Bean, you're a big guy!