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When you grow the sides underneath the sideburns out so that it tickles the inner thighs of a female as your perform oral sex to give her more satisfaction.
"Look at that guy's sex beard, that must tickle her fancy!"
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The lazy act of not shaving while you are on a holiday. This can be a trip abroad or a break from work/school.
"Hey man, ur dads grown an awesome holiday beard."
"I know yer, he's so lazy"
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put some knickers on Peggy, you're showing your bearded oyster!
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Prep school in Morristown, NJ. One of the better independent schools around, this institution drips with tradition and history. From the street, Mo-Beard looks like a country club and on the inside, the new Beard Hall looks amazing. Despite the high price tag (about $22,000) a year, MBS has its share of wealth, evident among the students--fashion and cars. The student body is uber-prep--sporting the latest Brooks Brothers, JCrew or Vera Bradley trends.
With diplomas in hand, Mo-Beard sends its graduates to preppy colleges, including Bates, Union, Dickinson, Villanova and Hamilton, as well as a few Ivies.
Morristown-Beard is the preppiest of places in affluent Morris County.
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Typically this person is a post adolescent psychology major with a tiny penis complex who is, or aspires to be, a professor. But the bearded asshole can be of any age. This person will try to hide their homosexuality and or sexual frustration with facial hair. DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE B.A.! B.A.'s often attempt to use facial hair to cover up herpes outbreaks. Bearded assholes are often sexual predators.
What the fuck are you looking at you bearded asshole?
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a beard commonly found in terrorists. overgrown and bushy, often causes problems with airport security, especially in Saudi Arabia. My Uncle was stopped as suspected taliban, cuz of this beard. usually terrorists store food for the winter in these. like camel food.
Nice terrorist beard
OH NO!
*bomb*
osama bin' laid lately?
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a vagina that is not clean shaven. one that has not been shaven for some time. rugged, greasy, out of control disgusting female pubic hair.
That girl's clam beard looks straight out of a 70's porn
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't shave her clam beard
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