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belt buckle jingle

That classic sound of a man undoing his belt to begin the process of masturbation. The metallic jingle is so distinct that one can assume, when walking by a room and hearing "the belt buckle jingle," a man is about to jerk off. Once heard, it's in a person's best interest to leave the man alone for roughly 5 minutes. The belt buckle jingle is extremely unique because such a sound only exists when a man is about to masturbate. If he is simply taking off his pants, or even putting his pants on, the noise is noticeably different. This could be due to the lack of excitement and chubbiness. Nonetheless, the belt buckle jingle is something that everyone should respect and be aware of.

Roommate 1: (belt buckle jingle)

Roommate 2: Hey man are you hungry (speaking through a door)

Roommate 1: (coughs)

Roommate 2: (walks back to his room and patiently waits)

by UrbanPete574 February 1, 2008

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Armenian conveyor belt

When a man is having sex with another man who is being penetrated by another man, who is being penetrated by another man etc, etc.

"Fine then............ forget the bride. Just a groom and his groomsmen, Armenian Conveyor Belt, bup bup bup bup"

by Hurley6178 September 3, 2014

103๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Canadian Belt Buckle

When one puts his or her penis up at their waistline wear the head of the penis sticks out. Try it at parties.

"Dude, check it out, his sporting a Canadian Belt Buckle."

by Jtron 3000 September 8, 2003

117๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Seat-Belt Titty's

When a female has her seat-belt on and it crosses between her boobs making them look bigger in size which would later create a boner for the guy sitting in the car next to her looking at them.

"Hey Chubb's look at blonde in the car next to us. She has some awesome seat-belt titty's. I'd sure like to stick my cock between them"

by Tasty Cake's Brother July 18, 2009

28๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Belt to Match

Can be good or bad. If something good happens to you then something else stemming from the good event adds to it. Same thing with the bad. Basically being kicked when you are already down.

It refers to having nice shoes and then also having the belt to match the shoes.

I had Aces pre-flop, the ass clown had Jack, 10. Flop comes Jack, Jack, 4. Then the donkey turns 10, for the full house. Giving him the belt to match.

by jumpygunz June 6, 2010

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GRIZZLY BELT

A belt that morbaly obeast gentlemen promamade about. It is used to pull the extravegentky large gut "muffin top" up and out of the way of the "genitals"(choadmost likely) this makes it possible for use of the penis for masterbation purposes, only masterbation because of the seldom sexual status of morbaly obeast men. Optional u may buy ajustible mirrors in order to see around ur fat gelatnus body. This belt usaly runs from about 50 to 200 dollars depending on lether quality and how much of ur wait it must hold

im eating captin crunch "om num num" oo yeah GRIZZLY BELT intense

by wieder March 13, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Belt up

Going to shoot up (ice etc), particularly tightening a belt around forearm to highlight veins (as nurses do)

"Ay der Marko bruva, we going to belt up or what cuz?!"

by Monica Clinton (Nee. Lewinsky) June 22, 2017

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