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All that has to be said about an event, person, statement!
Powerful for good or for bad
Ohh! this hang over is 'da bible' (apocalyptic)
That physics professor is 'da bible' (tough)
Dude! my Birthday party was 'da Bible' (divine)
This homework is 'da Bible' (eternal)
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Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
Man, you guys really hate Christianity don't you?
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Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.
Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.
John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.
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It is Generally the instruction manual for a DVD player, because people in the "ghetto" cannot afford and/or comprehend the REAL bible, and so, worship a DVD player instruction manual.
rich guy: hey im reading the bible and learning of jesus...because i can afford to ;)
Ghetto guy: i am reading a DVD player instruction manual (ghetto Bible) , because i am from the ghetto, which has developed its own church overtime and we have learned to worship DVD players.
HAIL SONY
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A pastor or preacher who lectures church members about how it is a sin to want to be rich while using the donations from his flock to live a lavish lifestyle.
I am barely getting by on my social security, but I donate every week to my church. I notice though that my so-called frugal pastor just drove up in a brand new Bentley. I'm beginning to think he's a bible baller. baller, con artist, thief, manipulator, grifter, church, religion, preacher, minister, blacks, African-American
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When you try to force unmarried men not to bring ladies to his or her residence and sleep with them. Most likely happens during nightclub hours.
I saw this random guy on the street and saw he was around two lesbians who wanted to bring him home and bang. I showed him the Bible verse 1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators... but before I could finish reading he grabbed it out of my hand and did a Bible slap across my face and I fell to the ground.
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An meme/good atheist alternative to the actual bible. It's just a list of meme definitions.
Man 1: I believe in the Coom Bible, amen.
Man 2: Yeah I read the Coom Bible every night.
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