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The art of avoiding eye contact or using something to block your vision to prevent seeing someone or something that will cause you to become trapped for a long time preventing you from continuing with your task or limitations.
I saw an old high school classmate and I had to bird box them so I wasn't trapped into a "How have you been?" convo.
I saw a sale at the store, but I only have enough to pay my bills this check. So I totally bird boxed past it or I'd be broke.
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Used colloquially in Southeast Asia as a noun used to describe the penis. Also known as "bird bird" and "gugu jiao".
Gugu is used to represent the sound a rooster makes, which is a type of bird, and the penis is well, the bird.
"Don't worry, I'm sure your gugu bird will grow bigger one day," Tom teased Sam.
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The blood, saliva, excrement, et cetera that is left on a glass window when a bird fatally collides with said window.
I didn't press my face against the window, because it had dirt, grime, bugs, and DEATH OF BIRD on it.
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A sexual act consisting of simultaneously ejaculating inside your partner's vagina whilst vomiting in her mouth.
Variations of this act include "The Dirty Bird Feeder" which employs a similar method but in the classic 69 position.
Dude, I totally gave your sister the bird feeder last night!
That bird last night was so minging I accidentally gave her the bird feeder.
The wife wanted to try new things in bed but was less than happy when I tried The Bird Feeder out on her without prior warning.
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A quite respectable history teacher who was coincidentally named after a bird. Thus, Mr.D "bird"
Ohai, I just saw Mr.D Bird flap his arms!
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flappy bird is a fucking dumb ass bird that can't fly with fucking stupid ass green tubes and fucking stupid ass bushes and fucking stupid buildings in the background and a fucking dumb as ugly bird that has huge ass lips thinking it rules you when in reality you can fucking delete the shit out of it but you can't at the same time because you're too fucking in to it like it's a god damn pet bird that you can't abandon even though it doesn't need food or shit because it feeds off of your tears that you make because you're so fucking angry with yourself for losing all the god damn time.
"yo what's your high score on flappy bird"
"shut the fuck up"
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slang for cop, police officer, security guard, etc.
"There's a bluebird on my shoulder, can I kill it?"
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