Simply put, explosive diarrhea. The term is usually applied in the instance where the perpetrator doesn't "make it" into the fully seated position prior to detonation. The result being a completely fouled facility - floor, walls, possibly the ceiling, etc.
The haz-mat team was called in to clean up the men's room after someone shatter blasted the stall.
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When you dance like in the movie Cinderalla and then have sex on the floor with a glass shoe.
Me and bae had a great time doing the Ballroom Blast
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adj.used to describe the actions of one who is tired of their own job or trade, and is talking smack to someone who has the job or trade that they are not smart enough to do.
mike (the pipe fitter) says to bobby (the pipe welder) " you welders are sure are some lazy fucks" keith ( another pipe welder) says to bobby " dont listen to that punk, he's tired of haveing to do all the grinding he's just craft blasting.
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A thrust so hard that it literally feels like a bomb exploded in your anus. Blood is likely to start flowing.
"Dude have you seen Jenny today?" " No, I heard she got anus blasted by Andrew last night." "Oh, damn."
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When you get a french loaf shoved deep inside of your anal cavity/vaginal cavity.
All was fine and well until her dad walked, balls deep, no hair, bread blasting his daughter.
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Driving swiftly through a tunnel in a sports car with the windows down.
Dude#1: Hey dude let blast this tunnel ?
Dude#2: Ok, I'll wind down the windows so we can do some tunnel blasting!
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to ejaculate your seamen a.k.a man jelly
"yo dude last night i was with this chick and right when i was about to baby blast i pulled out to make her think i came, she turned her head, and POW! i baby blasted all over her face!
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