Bong biscuit

When you drop a Duce in your homies bong

Todd, if I don’t get my grateful dead grinder back by tomorrow then I’m gonna drop a bong biscuit in your illadelph

Bong Song

A random jingle, tune, carol, song, anthem, ballad, or shanty made while intoxicated by drugs or alcohol.

"Man Colin was messed up on hash at the party last night, he made up this crazy Bong Song." "Hashish, Hashish, it's illegal but I love it!"

Bong Donkey

When someone is being an absolute Choof Wizard.

Someone that is a massive stoner.

“It smells like weed in here you Bong Donkey!”

Ping-Bong

The act of smoking cannabis with a bong and proceeding to play ping-pong with a friend right after.

hey dude, bring your piece tonight. We're gonna have an epic game of Ping-Bong.

Bong dong

When you can't get a boner because you're so fucking high.

Sweetie, it's okay! It happens to every guy.

No, I'm telling you, it's just bong dong!

piss bong

a piss bong is just like your average bong but the twist is that you replace the water with piss. Any piss can be used.

Bro A: Hey man! Wanna take a hit?
Bro B: yo.. u need to clean that the water’s yellow..
Bro A: nah man it’s a piss bong!
Bro B: I think we need to see other people.

Meat Bong

The act of having the tip of your cock sucked, while receiving a hand job, then having your testicles lit on fire after they have most likely been soaked in a flammable liquid or material

Hey man I got to try out a Meat Bong last night! "Really? How was it?" IT FUCKING HURT!!