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what often happens to men who workout with barbells, dumbbells, free weights, nautilus, et al over long periods of time. The testosterone enzyme increases with the added muscle mass they develop, but so do their estrogen levels to keep a proper balance, such that they develop breasts (and buttocks) akin to females who produce this enzyme naturally.
Tina : I would date Bruce, but he has such noticeable man boobs from all those years of working out. And now they sag somewhat - gross !
Me : sez you ! You're as old as he is, and your boobs are beginning to sag, too.
Tina : yes, but mine are natural - and I wear a bra.
Me : well, buy him a bra, too and when you both are having sex, just make sure he wears it .
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A baby made from touching a boob.
This baby can come in the small or big child variety.
Tyler- BRUH, YOURE PROBABLY A FRICKING BOOB BABY
John- I’m just trying to listen to dubstep and eat a hot pocket. STOP THAT.
An individual (usually male) who has an unhealthy tendency to notice and remember a woman's breasts as opposed to features such as her face, personality, or hair color.
The slight swelling and sensitivity of the breasts which a woman experiences for a few days, just before having her menstruation.
The word "periodical" refers to both the cause of the increase in size and the short duration.
As opposed to "major boobage", the effect is minor and temporary.
Man: Wow! Your breasts have really gotten bigger! Did you get implants?
Woman: No, they are only periodical boobs. They'll be back to normal in a few days.
someone who stares at your boobs instead of looking you in the eye. usually a leery, nasty man.
as soon as i introduced myself to bob, his eyes fell to my chest and were glued there the whole time we were talking. what a boob looker.
The area of the chest right before the boob, slightly before the slope. Not the actual boob or the slope, but very close.
girl 1: Sorry am I laying on your boob?
girl 2: No it's just my pre-boob
When you are playing a board game and you have to reach far across the table to draw a card or move your piece, the player chops their boob into the edge of the table creating an undesirable effect.
I won my game of Candyland, in spite of a severe boob chop.
I fear that when I reach for my game piece I'm going to get a boob chop (or boob chopped).