bradley is an absolute melon he looks like a mix between dobby and the fat elephant from sing, all they do is talk about how cool they are when they get 0 play, never felt the touch of a woman. Prefers men, top pick up line is: if you was a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. Pretty shit. Has a 2 inch pinch
girl 1: eww that guy is such a bradley
girl 2: ikr
A femboy prick usually pulls bitches but they're 9 years old
Hey is that Bradley hide your kids he's going to take him
The most amazing caring sexiest guy you’ll ever meet. He has changed my life for the better and i’m beyond greatful for meeting this beautiful human being by the name of bradley <3
me: ahh i’m really struggling
bradley: i’m here for you x
Silly cunt with a shit hair cut. People look at this lad and feel sorry for the kid.
“Oh look, it’s Bradley, I heard he sucks off blokes for bus money”
“Urgh, you’re being such a Bradley, piss off”
A man with a large penis and gets hella bitches
OMG THAT GUY OVER THERE IS SUCH A BRADLEY
Bradley is the funniest and most attractive guy you will can meet. He’s thicc and has the best smile. He’s always able to make you laugh no matter what. He probably was born on/near February 18, over 6 ft tall, and a perfect boyfriend .
Bradley’s often date Tara’s that are about 5’2” tall.
Girl 1: Do you see that guy over there? He’s so hot.
Girl 2: Yeah, he’s definitely a Bradley!
A piece of crap guy who no one likes. This person has no filter in terms of the jokes he makes and will always hit on girls due to his loneliness.
Guy 1: "hey did you hear what Bradley has done"
Guy 2: "oh yeah, he's such a cunt"