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Breasts

The breast is the tissue overlying the chest (pectoral) muscles. Women's breasts are made of specialized tissue that produces milk (glandular tissue) as well as fatty tissue. The amount of fat determines the size of the breast. The milk-producing part of the breast is organized into 15 to 20 sections, called lobes.

Cindy: Ahh, my breasts are aching!
John: If I suck on them, they'll get better!
Bill Nye the Science Guy: The breast is the tissue overlying the chest (pectoral) muscles. Women's breasts are made of specialized tissue that produces milk (glandular tissue) as well as fatty tissue. The amount of fat determines the size of the breast. The milk-producing part of the breast is organized into 15 to 20 sections, called lobes.

by Whyisn'tmymomaskingmeforjoy September 30, 2020


Breasts

The round soft things on a women's chest.

Some, but not all men absolutely love breasts for some reason or another.

by PhoenixGamer34 November 20, 2022


Beauty and the Breast

A PG-rated "supplementary" essay to the classic fairly tale, this missive advises pre-teen and early-teen girls about why some of the boys in her neighborhood or school are suddenly expressing interest in her, even though previously they may have either mostly ignored her or treated her like she was ugly, fat, geeky/awkward, bothersome, etc.

If the "Beauty and the Breast" pamphlet had been around in Laura Ingalls' time, the prematurely-buxom Sylvia might have not been so upset and scared when neighborhood boys started pestering and harassing her.

by QuacksO May 27, 2019


Oklahoma quail breast

When a man takes 1 or 2 of his testicles and squeezes in extra skin of his scrotum under the balls creating an illusion of a quail breast.

Man 1: (turns around) “bro wtf put your sack away”
Man 2: that’s an Oklahoma quail breast.

by Dirty bastard September 3, 2023


dyslexic breasts

When you say that a woman has dyslexic breasts, it means that she is a vegan. It can also mean that her cooking is disgusting or she hates men. Used in conjunction with echo sound woman.

I went to Sonja's house today, and she made a vegan meal. She must have dyslexic breasts.

by TheBuffMuffin December 10, 2017


dyslexic breasts

A female who is either vegan or not a good cook can be said to have dyslexic breasts. The term is not sexist as it was coined by Rosie O'Donnell and has become a commonly used term in recent times.

Rosie O'Donnell is such a bad cook, she must have dyslexic breasts. She might even be an echo sound woman.

by veganeater December 10, 2017


Breast Redaction

A tattoo across a woman’s chest that is partially obscured by her clothes.

Excuse me mam, could you please take off your top? Due to Breast Redaction, I can’t read your tittoo.

by Jfman August 9, 2018