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Someone once said that, given an infinite amount of time, a thousand monkeys with typewriters could write out the works of Shakespeare. As for the Jonas Brothers : One monkey in five minutes.
Jonas Bro 1: Hurry up monkey, we need a new song!
Monkey: HOOO HEEE hOOOO HEEE!
Jonas Bro 2: Holy shit! That monkey's talented! Alright guys lets go record this.
And another Jonas Brothers song is created, ready to receive the adoration of their devoted fans.
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proof that god hates the human race
god hates us so he sent down the jonas brothers
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pretty much a boy band which consists of joe, kevin, and nick jonas. they ain't that great. most of their fans are little girls that think they're going to marry one of the jonas brothers, but i bet they probably wouldn't even make eye contact.
they also think that they have "ANGELIC" voices, even though i think they sound like squealing pigs, or screaming when they get their balls chopped off.
jonas brother's fan: OH EM JAAAYYY! I LAAHVE THE JONAS BROTHERS, THEY HAVE VOICES LIKE ANGELS!
non-jobro fan: ...you need help bitch.
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The two male participants in a spit roast. Named after the catchphrase of the British comedy duo - "To me, to you, to me, to you".
I said to my chuckle brother that I'd like to change ends.
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An untalented, overrated band consisting of Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas who all claim to have 'purity rings' and be virgins, yet they still sell sex to little girls. They are under one of the tightest contracts that Disney has to offer, so they will continue to sell sex to little girls as long as they live.
OMGGGZZ I LUV ZE JONAS BROTHERS!!!1111 NICK IZZ MY FAVORITE!
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One of the worst possible things a girl can say to you. you have liked her for a long time and have thought that can now get with her, then she drops the bomb that your like a brother to her. the shit may then proceed to hit the fan.
"Sally how about having sex"
"You know i cant do that with you, you're like a brother"
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a three person band who wear extremely tight skinny jeans to make it look like their dick is bigger than it actually is.
Kayla: Who are those people, and why are their jeans so tight?
Karolina: Those are the Jonas Brothers...duh!
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