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"naked time is only appropriate during humping or pre-hump activities, and shower time"
that's what my girl considers naked time.
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(n.) a smooth, shaved vagina. Often sought out by the naked bird.
1. "My cock hungry bitch shaved her beaver last night. Now the ho has a naked nest!"
2. "My naked bird was digging in her naked nest when I pulled it out and spat some love juice on it."
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A naked woman that rides the mechanical bull at a night club or honkytonk. Often hire to do that for entertainment by the owners.
Kathy is a naked rider down at the blue horn bar.
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the penis.
comes from the slang that truckers use.
That trucker's got a rubber for his naked woman.
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when you walk out to your kitchen at 4 am and you suddenly realize youre friend is completely naked on your brand new couch
oh muh god, you were completely couch naked last night!!!!
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The (sometimes permanent) period of time in which a man has no facial hair growth at all. This may be through choice (e.g. shaving) or through will of GOD!
"I shall be growing a stubble for a play I'm in next term, but for now, I'm FACE NAKED"
guy1: dude why don't you ever grow a beard?
guy2: I dunno, guess I was just born FACE NAKED
guy1: ... 0.o
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Instead of sleeping naked, which is uncivilised, you bear a snake across your private parts. This acts as a boundary layer to prevent profanities in compromising situations, and because snakes are cold blooded it keeps you cool.
Lad 1: Man it's so hot, I wish I could sleep naked but I don't want you to see my knockers.
Lad 2: Well maybe you should grab that snake over there and give the Nake Snake a go.
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