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The act of taking a shit in a car via the sunroof. To make this official, there must be kids inside but the act of doing must be done so without prior knowledge of anyone being present.
Jimmy McGill Chicago sunroofed a mustang. Unbeknownst to him, there were children present.
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Technically an NHL hockey team. Also part of the original six. Actually the Blackhawks play some of the worst hockey in the league. They have only clinched a playoff spot once in the last eight years. Honestly, they're so embarassing that half of Chicago prefers to pretend the team does not exist. Their last Stanley Cup goes back to 1961. It's hard to imagine this team getting good again. What makes a lot of people feel sad for this team is obviously the fact that they're part of the original six.
The Chicago Blackhawks have the worst power play in the NHL. A season of 25 wins qualifies as a decent season for them. The Detroit Red Wings really like playing against the Hawks. Free points are always nice.
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A woman exhibiting above-average attractiveness from the neck up, but who is unacceptably - and often surprisingly/disappointingly - overweight in the body. The term stems from Tucker Max's contention that Chicago's extremely short swimsuit season gives the otherwise attractive women there little incentive to exercise.
I met this chick online and saw her headshot and she was fine as hell. But when I finally saw a full-body shot she turned out to be a total Chicago Girl.
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A team that continues to live in and dwell on their past accomplishments.
A team that went 13-3 and did it all without a good offense, they lived off of their Defense and then tore it all apart the following off-season.
A team that will NEVER get back to their glory days, no matter which DEFENSIVE or OFFENSIVE coordinator they hire in place of John Shoop
Also see Chicago Cubs
Oh ya? Well, look at 1985 and 1986, those were hella good years. What has your team done?
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team w/ perhaps the worst ownership in pro sports, even worse than that other crappy chicago team (wait, that's all of them!); 1 playoff berth last 7 years
Blackhawk down...in the standings!
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A shitty team coming out of Chicago, that has no offense and relies on special teams and defense to score nearly all their points for them. They will never make the Super Bowl of ever be taken seriously with an offensive proficiency of a Pee Wee football team.
Did you see the game on sunday?
The Chicago Bears won 14-3
Grossman had 10 yards passing and Thomas Jones rushed for -10 yards.
Brian Urlacher ran an interception back for a touchdown as well as Mike Green. Typical Bears.
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The act of have sex doggy style when the man is about to cum he pulls out his weiner and spits on the girls back, when the girl turns her head to see whether or not he finished the man ejaculates onto her face, with he not knowing
I was fucking her dogystyle then bam, chicago thriller
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