California Freezing: (adj) Typically a temperature of 60 and below, because Californians don't know what cold is.
Jim: How's the weather in cali?
Rob: Omg, it's 62 degrees, it's California freezing!!
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When a girl reaches from behind you and cups your nut sack.
Dude, did anyone else just see Rebecca giving Todd a California Cradle in the bathroom?
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The same thing as a Chicago backhander, but the hand goes up and down because of the lowrider from using the hydraulics
โBilly was hitting the switches as i got a California backhander.โ
when you're getting high and masturbating at the same time...you inhale right before you're about to cum and then exhale as you're cumming.
I had the most incredible California sunrise with the shower head this morning.
When you get stitched up & down the abdomen and your stitches look like a zipper.
Jay got a California zipper from his surgery.
When a person is shot in the the abdomen and then has to have a cut down their stomach. The scar that is left makes a line down the stomach
Did you hear about trevon he got a California zipper yesterday
When smoking weed with someone and you give them the first hit and they torch the fresh green from the whole top of the bowl
Dude, easy with the California Rollover.