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A "Canada Douche" is someone that acts like an arrogant, boastful, self-centered jerk only while wearing a Canada Goose jacket. Furthermore, their perception is negatively hindered due to the fact that their Canada Goose jacket is expensive, which leads them to believe they are better than most people.
1) "Check out that Canada Douche posing in front of that mirror."
2) "Uggh, that couple has matching Canada Douche jackets!"
3) "That guy totally thinks he's better than everyone because of his outrageously expensive Canada Douche jacket."
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A sex act performed often by members of Canada's high society in which maple syrup is poured generously onto the crotch of the willing female, who then mounts the face of a moose by holding onto its antlers. The Moose encouraged by the presence of the sweet syrup performs cunnilingus on the woman while the Stanley Cup is positioned below to collect the drippings. Once a sufficient volume is collected the willing male participant dips his erect phallus into the cup prior to insertion into the Moose's anus (preferably before the Moose has slurped up all the syrup). Depending upon the size of the phallus inserted into the Moose, one of two results will occur:
(1) the Moose will become agitated to some degree of insanity and attempt to buck off both the man and woman. At this point, if the couple lasts at least 8 seconds and both reach the point of orgasm, they win the Stanley Cup. This is referred to as the "Two Canucks, One Cup" Rodeo.
(2) the Moose will become aroused, and will proceed to insert itself into the female. If the female is unwilling, a suitable midget replacement will suffice.
Oh, snap! Did you see Steven Colbert and Sarah Palin do Canada's History to Bullwinkle while Rocky watched?
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Something American liberals threaten to do when some right-wing nutjob looks like they could become the President.
"If that crazy bastard Rick Santorum becomes President, I'm moving to Canada."
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Michael Sandison and Marcus Eoin's cult electronic band, best known for the albums 'Music Has the Right To Children' and 'Geogaddi'. Michael Sandison and Marcus Eoin were both born in Scotland and have enjoyed underground acclaim for their work, some of their music has also featured in David Firth's 'Salad Fingers' animations.
They are currently releasing work through Warp Records.
Dude have you heard Boards Of Canada's song XYZ?
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Dropping a shot of maple syrup into Molson.
I visited Canada and did a few Canada Bombs. I didn't get drunk but damn was it like drinking pancakes.
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When someone uses excessive politeness to avoid confrontation. So named for the stereotypical politeness of Canadians, as they will frequently apologize for their views rather than argue their side.
Not to be confused with normal shyness or introversion, where a person doesn't like to speak. Someone who is Canada shy with be friendly and pleasant until confrontation arises, at which point they might offer someone a scone or a peanut butter and honey sandwich, in hopes of turning the conversation friendly again
James: "Man, Jessica will just agree with anything you say, she needs a backbone."
Sean: "Nah, man, she's Canada shy."
Jiblet: "Every time I try to talk politics with Donny, he just offers me food and leaves. He must be Canada shy"
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