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cannon fart

A fart that sounds like a cannon blast and leaves your asshole at such a rapid speed that it shoots out a hard round nugget of feces like a cannon ball

*guy farts*
Girl: oh what hit me?
Boy: I just cannon farted on you! That was a cannon ball of my shit that hit you!

by Hymenpunisher November 17, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bobby Cannon

The saltiest, most unindependent degenerate to exist on this mortal coil

Person 1:Wow I just fought a king k main
P2: He was probably a bobby cannon
P1: Yh fam u right

by Fuck bobby cannon, honestly December 22, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Thruster Cannon

Ungh...

Thruster Cannon ...Ungh.

by SselluosS August 15, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Noob cannon

Noob cannon Using a auto shoty in any game. Usualy an FPS game. Noob cannon usualy contains no reecoil and blast BB's everywhere. The noob is very unaware, and is ufraid of putting his noob cannon down.

Non Noob: Put down your noob cannon noob..

Noob: The desert eagle is the noob cannon dummy!

Non Noob: what ever floats your boat noob.

by Non noob420 October 26, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass cannon

So one person takes a really huge hit off the bong and holds the hit in. He then goes over to the other person, who is lying on the floor with their ass in the air, and blows the smoke into his ass. The second person then farts the smoke back into the first person's face who then proceeds to huff it hard. This requires an air-tight seal from lip-to-lip (lips to asshole). This technique is popular in prisons utilizing crystal meth, and both people involved get blazed as fuck.

Dude, do you want an ass cannon?

Yeah man, ass cannon me quick!

by TheOneCleanHippie October 31, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


colin cannon

the epitomy of eating babies

Colin Cannon ate my babies the other day. And I liked it..

by Hannibal lector January 10, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


[Cannon Penis]

A large penis that is able to shoot out cannonballs

Ian(from Smosh): "You want more Cannon Penis? We'll give you more cannon penis."

by TheTerrorthatflapsinthenight September 13, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž