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A fart that sounds like a cannon blast and leaves your asshole at such a rapid speed that it shoots out a hard round nugget of feces like a cannon ball
*guy farts*
Girl: oh what hit me?
Boy: I just cannon farted on you! That was a cannon ball of my shit that hit you!
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Noun: referring to a a penis that: produces a lot of semen during ejaculation, is capable of shooting large distances, can shoot semen with great force, or any combination of the three.
Verb: to sugar cannon; sugar cannoning. The act of shooting a lot of semen or shooting semen a long distance during ejaculation.
"i'm gonna suck your sugar cannon so hard" (noun)
or
"i want you to sugar cannon the fuck all over my face" (verb)
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When 2 Lesbians are having sex with a double sided dildo and they are farting back and forth while having sex.
While having sex Lisa and Amy were dueling cannons.
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Noob cannon Using a auto shoty in any game. Usualy an FPS game. Noob cannon usualy contains no reecoil and blast BB's everywhere. The noob is very unaware, and is ufraid of putting his noob cannon down.
Non Noob: Put down your noob cannon noob..
Noob: The desert eagle is the noob cannon dummy!
Non Noob: what ever floats your boat noob.
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So one person takes a really huge hit off the bong and holds the hit in. He then goes over to the other person, who is lying on the floor with their ass in the air, and blows the smoke into his ass. The second person then farts the smoke back into the first person's face who then proceeds to huff it hard. This requires an air-tight seal from lip-to-lip (lips to asshole). This technique is popular in prisons utilizing crystal meth, and both people involved get blazed as fuck.
Dude, do you want an ass cannon?
Yeah man, ass cannon me quick!
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the epitomy of eating babies
Colin Cannon ate my babies the other day. And I liked it..
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A large penis that is able to shoot out cannonballs
Ian(from Smosh): "You want more Cannon Penis? We'll give you more cannon penis."
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