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What you'll likely suffer from if you "mow da lawn" too early in da Spring, before da weather moderates sufficiently for da lower half of your face to feel warm enough when "directly" exposed to outdoor-temperatures.
I made the mistake of shaving off my thick bushy winter-beard in early April, and now I gots Chilly-cheeks Syndrome!
The act of accidentally touching the moist freezing rim of the toilet with the end of your cock whilst you sit on the shitter contemplating life and snapchatting your nearest and dearest.
It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.
"Man, I just experienced a chilly trumpet whilst snapping Jessica about what happened in Oceana last night"
"Oh dear how unpleasant!"
why the hell did you look this up 🙈
"That's nonsense." "Absolute booger chilly!"
When a girl eats a bunch of ice lollies before giving a guy head
“Dave you’ll never believe what just happened down at the pub,
This girl came over and gave me a chilly ted”
A chilly appointment means that you are about to go warm up by having sexual intercourse.
I’m about to a chilly appointment.
Chilly nips happen usualy when you get cold, and your nipple gets hard.
Bob: Wow it was really cold today.
Steve: Yea it was so cold, i got chilly nips.
Applying chilli to the penis for sexual gratification.
They kicked me out of seminary after I got caught chilli-dicking.