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come on yall let's pack up the truck and move to st. clair shores.
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Dirty Claire means that she and the man she is fucking is about to cum. She sticks a tampon as a butt plug and uses it as a condom. Then forces it out of her vagina while cum is shooting out.
"Hey, did you hear? Zy did a dirty Claire last night! It was CRAZY!"
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The mall in southern illinois.
Person 1: i really want to go to the St.Louis mills, but i dont have enough gas.
person 2: lest go to Saint Clair Square then.
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An ultra-peaceful Claude Debussy composition that pays homage to everyone's favorite feathered ululating pond-drifter.
If I listen to Debussy's dreamy "Clair De Loon" and Saint-Saens' soothing "The Swan" one right after the other, I wonder if I will be able to stay awake.... not only do I love the slow soft tones of said compositions, but thinking about those two types of stately slow-swimming water-fowl always makes me drowsy.
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The PERFECT girl. She is one of a kind. Smart, gorgeous, funny, an amazing kisser, quirky, amazing, playful, sweet, caring, a good cook, kind, understanding, forgiving, beautiful, kind-hearted, lovable, the best girlfriend inthe world, and the bestest bfffffffffffffffffffffff inthe world! She....is....perfect.
Wow, Look at Emma Claire Bridgewater! She is perfect!
Any guy to date Emma Claire Bridgewater is lucky as hell!
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A university in Eau Claire, Wisconsin. The campus is the most ridiculously spread out campus, worse than UW-Madison. Most kids who attend UW-Eau Claire act like they attend Madison when really the education they get is of no better quality than their nearby rival, UW-Stout.
I thought about going to UW-Eau Claire but then I realized most of the kids there are pompous asses.
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Shittiest school you could imagine, teachers didn't give a fuck, administrators should have been janitors and vice versa.
So poor it didn't have books for a couple years, had literal drug busts with K9 unit walk throughs.
Most people at St. Clair County Highschool only read on a 1st grade level, including teachers and staff.
Definition: shitty ass school.
Person 1: Hey did you go to St. Clair County Highschool?
Person2: Unfortunately I did.
Person1: I'm really sorry.
Person2: same to you, that place was hell.
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