Clay

Dirt

Look at that clay on the ground

Clay

A small man obsessed with ghosts, looks like the kid from UP. Likes making portraits of himself, works for residential care facilities. Very strict and uptight.

Clay is a very weird man.

Clay

Someone who fucks HR and is a cuckold

Clay fucks HR and is a cuckold

Doing A Clay

when you have a conversation with yourself in a messenger group chat

he was doing a clay

clay poop

clay poop is really sticky poop that takes you 69 wipes to achieve full cleanliness

aye bro i got clay poop
Bro:you that sucks

clay target

A gay engineer's butthole

Everybody took turns blowing out his clay target.

Clay Holmes

The best relief pitcher the game of baseball has ever seen. His demon sinker is without doubt the best pitch in baseball and paired with his wipeout slider he is unhittable.

For those of you who don’t know Clay Holmes, he has a 3.77 SIERA, and a 72.8 GB%, which is 1st in all of MLB. He also can strike batters out, with a 23.3 K%. Only issue is the walks, at 13.2%. We trade Park but we weren’t gonna use him anyways, so I really like this.