apple computer

"DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use wordwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form."

--- New York Times, November 26, 1991

apple is a real company, unlike micro$oft.

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computer stupid

sumbody who dont know shit about computers

CODAY: that dont mean shit to me
CODAY: lol i am really computer stupid
CODAY: why dont you just d.l it your self
CODAY: but i can suck a mean dick tho!

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computer tumour

computer add on's. Such as: external hardrives, flashdrives, usb accesories, etc.

woah man, get rid of some of those computer tumours!

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Cloud computing

Computer resources deliverable as services over internet is cloud computing.

cloud computing is computer resources deliver over internet

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Computer Stutter

When someone is typing to quickly and types too many letters for a word.

Computer stutter = Loll (correctly spelled "lol")

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scotty computers

A way to convey that you are blushing.

Derived from the words of the illustrious lecturer in MSRIT, who used to blush saying these words.

Sid: Dude, you were glowing on your wedding day.
Plain (blushing): Thanks dude. Scotty computers..

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dell computers

Just like any other computer you get what you pay for. If you spend $600 on a computer it's going to be a non-upgradable pos just like a Gateway you ignorant fuc.

I got a good deal on a dell computer that's the same fucking thing as the gateway that was $200 more.

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