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the liquid that drips out of a set of beef curtains!
I was so excited, my cooter dripped with anticipation!!!
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the act of shooting someones cooter.
Carly gave Erin many cooter shooters.
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"That stupid cooter head, why is she still with that guy?"
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Stretched out vagina. It can either be a permanent condition
Permanent condition:"That bitch has 5 kids, you know shes got a rooted cooter".
Or temporary: Your girl comes home, and you feel her up and she feels like she has just been fucked. She has a rooted cooter...
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The sex to money ratio of a relationship with a woman.
Every dollar you spend on a woman = -1 cooter point
Sex = +70 pts
Oral = +35 pts
Anal = +100 pts
You take a girl out to dinner and spend $100 your cooter factor is -100 pts. Now if you have sex with her that's +70 pts bringing your cooter factor -30. Not bad, but if you get some mouth play as well that's an additional +35 pts bringing your cooter factor to +5. Conventual wisdom tells us if your cooter factor falls below -200 you're better off getting a hooker.
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A Cooter Biscuit is another name for a tampon or pad.
My girlfriend's Aunt Flow is in town with her bags packed, so she asked me to go to the store and get her a box of cooter biscuits.
Guy1: Dude, would you ever sniff a used cooter biscuit?
Guy2: Bro, I got my first red wings after sniffing a cooter biscuit.
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The act of two adults with vaginal genetalia in a scissoring motion, bump each other's clitorises... also known as Cochise bumping... see Tracy Lee Freeman's diagram for further images
Hey Christina, would you like to try the art of cooter bumping with me?
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