cooter drip

the liquid that drips out of a set of beef curtains!

I was so excited, my cooter dripped with anticipation!!!

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cooter shooter

the act of shooting someones cooter.

Carly gave Erin many cooter shooters.

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Cooter Covers

A cover of fabric placed over the vagina to prevent vaginal burnig while tanning in an indoor tanning salon.

"If i get my cooter burnt, Ill have to go to the doctor! I need cooter covers!"

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cooter ivy

poison ivy found on or around the vagina

After wiping with the unfamiliar leaf, I have cooter ivy!!

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Cooter Factor

The sex to money ratio of a relationship with a woman.

Every dollar you spend on a woman = -1 cooter point
Sex = +70 pts
Oral = +35 pts
Anal = +100 pts

You take a girl out to dinner and spend $100 your cooter factor is -100 pts. Now if you have sex with her that's +70 pts bringing your cooter factor -30. Not bad, but if you get some mouth play as well that's an additional +35 pts bringing your cooter factor to +5. Conventual wisdom tells us if your cooter factor falls below -200 you're better off getting a hooker.

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cooter head

Another word for a dumb bitch

"That stupid cooter head, why is she still with that guy?"

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Rooted Cooter

Stretched out vagina. It can either be a permanent condition

Permanent condition:"That bitch has 5 kids, you know shes got a rooted cooter".

Or temporary: Your girl comes home, and you feel her up and she feels like she has just been fucked. She has a rooted cooter...

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