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1. Someone who takes Memes way too far
2. A MemeLord with a high opinion of themselves to the point they exalt or profit from their own memes
3. Someone who is hilarious or a weird person that obsesses over memes
4. Any persons who are a living meme
5. A Meme god who has incarnated into human form but still somehow remains a meme.
I will never forget that Count Meme Lord because he wouldn't shut up about the meme of the day.
A reference to the greatest tale of revenge ever spun: Alexandre Dumas' "the Count of Monte Cristo". Used to convey one's intent to reap complete and utter vengeance upon a person or persons, by taking away literally everything they consider worth anything at all, including both things they love deeply, and even things that just mildly entertain them. The victim will be left with absolutely nothing to live for, but death will be denied them.
"Mark ate my last poptart?! Oh HELL no! I'm bout to Count Cristo that BITCH!"
Yo, you better count your watermelon and peaches
"The weed put me sleep, i was counting clouds last night"
When you know you aren’t making par, so you count when you start putting and miraculously make a birdie.
Yeah, you got a double. Somehow I got an eagle on the par 3. Must’ve used Ocho Counting on that.
When you know you aren’t going to make par, so you begin counting when you pull out your putter.
Yeah, you made double bogey on that? No, I made an albatross on this par 3. Must’ve used Ocho Counting.
A god of free speech put on planet earth to offer common sense to a populous of primarily imbeciles.
A man with endless abilities to make negative topics funny whilst maintaining the ability to inform.
"Count Dankula is the only kind of news worth watching"