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the act of fucking a random girl, a jewish woman probably, and leaving immediately after getting off.
the 'fuck and run' method if you will.
Patrick: I compton-craiged that hoe last night man!
Pete: Fuckin a man, fuckin a!
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A sarcastic reference to washed up and desperate celebrities such as valeri bertonelli, Jason Alexander, Sara rue, kirstie alley featured on Jenny Craig commercials. Including Gilfred Godfrey for shoedini
I saw George from Seinfeld on this Jenny Craig commercial the other day he's hit an all time low dude, he's a Jenny Craigs list celeb now
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When you earn so much money on Craig's list, you become a complete douche to your friends and all you care about is making more Craig's list money.
Daaaamnn dude, you gots Craigs List corruption!
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getting hammered, drunk, pissed, until you become an absolute state and all your friends make fun of you afterwards.
dude: "dude, you got completely craig morgan'd last night!"
other dude: "i wasnt that craig morgan'd last night..."
dude: "dude, you signed emile heskey on ultimate team!"
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Molly Craig-Greene (more famously known as George Weasley’s wife) is an influencer who created Bernardism. Bernardism is a religion centred around Bernard, a tiny rubber baby with a purple face, yoga pants, and incredible belly dancing abilities. Overall, Molly is an amazing person and you should definitely buy her food.
Nick Jonas: Hey, do you know who Molly Craig-Greene is?
Lindsay Lohan: Yeah! She’s that amazing girl who sang Demi Lovato songs to me whilst I got my cosmetic surgery done!
Nick Jonas: Woah, she sure does sound amazing !
Chanelle: wow! samuel craig sullivan is so leng i would totally shag him!
Sam: innit im well pengers fr
when you get so wasted that you start puking
Lets pull a jenny craig night!!